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holy shit, I'm so tired
pretty flowers and why Max is a nitwit
seems destiny ends with me saving you
back to work I go
the world's filled with filth and lies
sliced and diced
new tattoo (runes)
iz not weekend yet
senioritis
finally, a date!
don't go away mad
organ donor
my A-game
Webkinz
Crüe Fest
tidying up
and that's a wrap!
lots of looking
invitation received, mallet freak
puppies and lip gloss and concerts, oh my!
Indiana Jones and the Kindom of the Crystal Skull
The Incredible Hulk
I didn't expect them to glue my belly button shut
Lego Indiana Jones
now with more surgery!
Iron Man
how I spent my weekend
I call it the Batmobile, actually
Dr. Jones says "Happy Mother's Day!"
Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
one year with Jordan
I'm fucking tired of needles that don't involve ink
our second anniversary trip
can you believe I haven't started packing yet?
What would Mötley Crüe do?
the Diva update
a little ball of grouch
music just for me
From the Screen to Your Stereo, Vol. 2
Zodiac
something to think about
a glimpse into my last few weeks
a first in my medical history
one ringy dingy
every homework assignment finished is one less that I have to do
a Monday night list
the universe doesn't want me to own a van anymore
in which our heroine overthinks things, AS USUAL
my mom wishes this would've happened YEARS ago
I could eat this stuff all day
expanding my comfort zone
I may end up liking vegetables after all
what would happen if I drank a Coke?
why my husband is the best husband in the world
I could talk about them all day, really
The Fog
I have enough prescriptions of my own
in which our heroine stops eating everything that isn't nailed down
spring forward? can I opt out?
PSA #42
humane standards
Girl Scout cookies? I'll pass, thanks
spring break means no homework!
off the sauce
you have a new revenge rival
Paparazzi
better than oatmeal
As Good As It Gets
The Break-Up
PSA #41
Valentine's Day - 2008
Happy Valentine's Day, Sweetie!!
stupid stomach
a tiny choice
PSAs: special edition
The Texas Chainsaw Massacres: The Beginning
a late day
goal progress - January '08
my little scavenger dog
Saw IV
PSA #40
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
PSA #39
sugar cookies in a tube
Hollywoodland
from this life to the next
bad dreams - I has them
me vs. the dust mites
a little bit of Christmas every month
The Prestige
an uncomfortable truth
not flea, pea
horror night - January '08
remember when we first had the thought of living?
Fables
I am weary
Sorry!
PSA #38
bare feet and brown sugar
Mario makes my thumbs hurt
it's not cashmere, it's magic
a new semester
I love a new beginning
and that's a wrap
Confessor
chagrin
let it snow
New Year's Eve - 2008
winter is not cooperating with me
a cooking flurry
Black Christmas - the original
redhead? check. 27? check.
only real in my sleep
no partridges here
I wish I could shake some sense into you and walk out the door
won't look back when I say goodbye
PSA #37
a waste of nail polish
Identity
best birthday evar
when it comes to finals, A is my favorite letter of all
I'm so glad I didn't drop the class
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
sekrit
snow days are for napping, snuggling, and cocoa
stupid weighted grades
progress in centimeters
even a hamburger didn't warm me up
and thus the fifth year begins
sleepy zombie
Wizard's First Rule
horror night - December '07
The Thing
an evening of smells, tastes, snuggles, and toasts ... because we can
PSA #36
The Return
Everything's Eventual
"1408" on paper
what's my age again?
it's not a rain of toads, people
The Mist
The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star
The Dirt: Confessions of the World's Most Notorious Rock Band
Hostel 2
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
Thanksgiving - 2007
Smokin' Aces
moar about Thanksgiving
Stephen King is slowly reeling me in
I'm blaming it all on TMJ
things that make me happy right now
you are getting sleeeeeepy
I'm a married woman again!
in which our heroine is on a vacation
DST + Kate = BFF
PSA #35
Behind The Mask: The Rise Of Leslie Vernon
Bug
a waste of energy
better living through modern chemistry
my finger feels naked
physical therapy should not involve a finger in my mouth
1408
disappointment with wings
unexpected flowers
winged things
a listy list list
30 Days of Night
stage fright
snips and snails and puppy dog tails
strong enough for a man, my ass
PSA #34
in which our heroine needs to pay closer attention to track listing info
Jordan + the vet != bff
you're so cold, keep your hand in mine
beep beep beep
not the kind of curve I want
PSA #33
Nancy Drew: The Deadly Secret of Olde World Park
not fit for company
sunny daze
PSA #32
homework is my nemsis
I can has CSI too?
Nancy Drew? In the palm of my hand? Make it so.
a week without complaints? hmm
I am a sucker for little travel notebooks
PSA # 31
random things from today (and possibly yesterday, or maybe even last weekend)
they are family members
it's a cookie batter morning
sad for us, good for her
bring on the leaf piles
I can't tell if this counts as improving or not
xyz
Rob Zombie's Halloween - (the remake)
PSA #30
even sadder than before
the saddest little man
more on the cancer front
in which our heroine doesn't mention dying OR her sinuses!
more on the dead heroine front
PSA #29
in which our heroine is dying
Cleaning Armaggedon - day seven
Cleaning Armaggedon - day six
there's a lightning storm each and every night
Cleaning Armageddon - day five
Brain Age 2
Cleaning Armageddon - day four
Cleaning Armaggedon - day three
Cleaning Armaggedon - day two
Cleaning Armaggedon - day one
weekend accomplishments
I'm a prayer, all you see is breath
fucking cancer
is there anything cuter than little baby wiener dogs?
parenting 101 - week four
in which I am possibly over my head
birthday puppies!
why stop with college and parenting classes?
parenting 101 - week three
it is probably not a Lump of Doom
I do not like them, Sam I Am
parenting 101 - week two
$2,500 = a lot of nail polish...unless it's Monopoly money
PSA #28
high school is not forever (thank God)
I don't even like Caesar salad
I am nothing if not predictable
Hopalong Cassidy
ONLY 20?
now with even MORE thunder
The Dead Room
in which our heroine is fed up with hazmat spill related traffic
technical things
Dear Migraines,
more schoolgirl chatter
the hills are aliiiive with the sound of muuuuusic
parenting 101 - week one
PSA #27
heaven with whiskers and bear paws
parenting 101
PSA #26
my nerdly heart is going to explode
my fangrrl glee is somewhat tarnished
the Dark is Rising
yes, it's another progress report
a life goal observed by someone who is not me
back to school agayn
I like themes
PSA #25
PSA #24
how do you recognize the truth?
no excuses
PSA #23
metal under tension, begging you to touch and go
PSA #22
my furbabies make me smile
that Potter boy
something in your eyes makes me want to lose myself in your arms
flowers + food = ?
in which our heroine falls in love with a cow
he will not mind me stopping here
whose woods these are, I think I know
PSA #21
the summer of cancer
a room with a moose
baby steps
it's stopped raining, but I still want to go home
it's pouring, and I want to go home
4th of July - 2007
in which our heroine is worn out, again
Clerks II
King Kong
CSI: Las Vegas, Season Six - the guest list
poppy vices
Ghost Rider
iPhone fever
the return of The List
after 10 pm is Quiet Time, not Tool Time
I need a nanny
iGive
time is money
what day is it?
oh, look, another list
mortgage triggers
no more bathing suit shopping?
time for the frivolous
easily amused
stuff ≠ success
now with more dust bunnies
a little black and tan goat
chitty chitty bang bang
close to home
sleep much?
the baking reviews
in which our heroine bakes a lot and whines about her stitches even more
at peace...for the moment
80's wish list (see also: putting shit off until Monday is always a bad idea)
Fun With Dick and Jane
threadbare
in which our heroine is just happy she didn't piss her pants
in which our heroine is just happy she didn't piss her pants
update: operation finish Christmas shopping before it's cold outside
Pan's Labyrinth
The Messengers
busy like a bee
Father's Day - 2007
WARNING: POOPS WHEN LIVID
bottled up
almost Bathing Suit Season?
in which our heroine is a font of nothing
now with more thunder!
in which our heroine is in stitches
no one has suffered like I have suffered
further proof that I am losing my mind (or possibly need to stop stressing about cysts already)
inside-out
cyst anxiety
They've locked down their fortress! With locks!
That'll be two large tacos, a burrito and a medium 'Gir, take us back to the base right now.' Would you like a drink with that?
my poor little Jordan
listen to the rhythm of the fallin' rain
shut the door, baby, don't say a word
pretty in pink
more! Emily!
in which our heroine is worn the hell out
in which our heroine is worn the hell out
CSI: Las Vegas, Season Five - the verdict
CSI: Las Vegas, Season Five - the guest list
PSA #20
Graduation Day - 2007
a small furry pain in my cyst
more progress on the Christmas front
itch free!
more gnawed-on than I previously thought
being "Wicca" is going to be the death of me
still don't like change
bug food
Memorial Day weekend - 2007
really, it all boils down to "I need to, but I am lazy"
reowry
frozen disappointment
"eureka moments"
proof that the earth is doomed
I'm not going away
CSI: Las Vegas, Season 5 - the (almost) half-time review
up past our bedtime
if it drips down the back of my throat, it can't be good
spoiled like a little furry puppy
PSA #19
in which our heroine can't even form a proper sentance
God's gonna sit this one out
we'll be together forever
strike one against the Google empire
I am a ball of fire
RIP O&A party rock
facedown in the dirt, she said "This doesn't hurt"
Mother's Day, 2007
PSA #18
maybe just a smile
redeemed
PSA #17
wrung out
paper thin
the elephants left town
am freezing
in which our heroine is ready to call it a day before the sun has even risen
PSA #16
the list is long and distinguished
they obviously do not realize the importance of my split ends
every time I look around
they never make the spaces big enough
frivolous bits and more about Jordan
nothing exciting
internets, meet Jordan
three crazy little dogs
adjustments for all
new furbaby!
long-lived
The Holiday
a few dogly things
minus the creepy fog this time
I'm puttin' my heart out on display
let the record play
I'll have plenty of time to make those nachos
keep your hands off my girl
re-do
almost a year
fifty men on a dead man's chest
no Sully in my immediate future
no Sully in my immediate future
a loaded letdown
my new boyfriends
Netflix is super-speedy
PSA #15
in which our heroine is in a funk
the newest Bond
it's not exactly rocket science
freshly-cut grass
in which our heroine has a long weekend recap
I heart ham
those were the best days of my life
in which our heroine remembers that she doesn't even like Alice in Wonderland
in which our heroine wants to hibernate (with a book)
in which our heroine succumbs to Netflix
in my book, "promotion" = selling something
stay with me, lay with me, now
a small product review
rescued pictures (see also: why my husband is the smartest guy evar)
Easter love
a fantastic afternoon
my marketing weakness
KFC is trying to kill me
in which our heroine wants to go home and cuddle with her doxies
wisdom from Mark Twain
tickets, lotion, and lemon pound cake
Christmas in spring
birthday bits
undogly
Happy! Birthday!
pussy galore
shaken, not stirred
patience is not my strong point
skunk shoes and foiled plans
week 4 - day 2
PSA #14
snow, corned beef, and Buffy
week 4 - day 1
week 3 - day 5: still no gym
week 3 - day 4: no workout today
in which our heroine shares several unrelated thoughts
new Emily shirts
week 3 - day 3
week 3 - day 2
week 3 - day 1
not awful, but not quite life-changing either
week 2 - day 4
image ick
week 2 - day 3
sad little doxies
a subtle nosebleed
in which our heroine spends a lot of time mopping
healthier food choices
week 2 - day 2
week 2 - day 1
in which our heroine sweats her way through the night
does this mean I'm up for seven years bad luck?
in which our heroine takes two days off from the gym
in which our heroine writes XM again
in which our heroine is exhausted but exhilarated
three days in a row
what the hell, XM?
what the hell, XM?
endorphins > caffeine
in which our heroine gets her ass to the gym. finally
in which our heroine's procrastination pays off
in which our heroine forgets everything she ever knew. Or possibly just her work password
same old song
Peruvian Death Flu
nothing new
they're nothing if not prompt
more about piercings and my MRI - now with more snow
in which our heroine rambles about piercings, MRIs, and short work days
snow and gym stuff, again
CSI: Las Vegas, Season 4 - the guests
CSI: Las Vegas, Season 3 - the guests
CSI: Miami - the two episode review
marry, fuck, kill - round one
in which our heroine is sorely disappointed
not nothing
in which our heroine proclaims her love for the library
rudolph
fur babies
CSI: Las Vegas, Season 2
no extra sleep (or Perry Mason) for me
I'm hoping Perry Mason'll be there too
Villainess - Ginger Snapped (smooch)
CSI: Las Vegas, Season 2 - the guests
oh, just hand me an icepick already
snow, blood, pills, gyms, and gloop
CSI: Las Vegas, Season 1 - the guests
more jury stress
fruit and snow
CSI: late to the game
we are the lucky ones
it would seem I have more to say when I stay up late
trying to forget everything that isn't you
I still think it should've worked
not quite Magellan
sick or just tired?
damn you, American Idol
jury duty-related panic
Questionable Content
slowing down
day four: the stragglers
day three of slacking: the update thus far
so much for Football Sunday.
grown-up and frivolous in the same day
hello, four-day weekend
a little bit of this, a little bit of that
Guitar Hero II
lots and lots of needles
skeleton keys that don't scare the piss out of me
I miss you, antihistamines
a shallow moment
first anniversary plans
the roomba update
Summer of Sam
Roar: the wait is over
easily amused
New Year's Eve - 2006
holiday
deck the halls
at least I didn't procrastinate this
roomba, roomba, room-ba!
what is wrong with me?
Monday follow-up
Monday follow-up
strategically placed ornaments
PSA #13
not so hard after all
on call for two weeks
days and days of birthday fun
Perry Mason and the Case of the Haunted Husband
PSA #12
can't wait till Monday
these are far too frequent for my liking
I don't even like oysters
one for, one against
I should know better
pretty, pretty mixer
you're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
a small goodbye
just pick one already
at least it wasn't another nightmare
PSA #11
short, brown, mad
blah, blah, nightmares, blah
PSA #10
PSA #9
sweet slacking, how I've missed you!
hmm
a good thing to keep in mind
Shop Doxie goodies
could've done without that, thanks
no offense taken
just in time for the holidays!
bitter moon is all mine
brain exercise and another puppy
Thanksgiving - 2006
move along
Stranger Than Fiction
double feature
more nightmare-flavored fun
my first cancer check
late weekend recap
land of the dead
Election Day - 2006
a new trading post goodie
slow day
Halloween - 2006
PSA #8
decant update
PSA #7
Jamie Lee Curtis
decants
shared brainwaves
apple pie - take one
potential juror
pizza - the first attempt
one out of four
I'm turning into what I'm not
and furthermore
also
at least it wasn't operator error
change of plans
keys, knights, and nightmares
pumpkin pie
earring found
interim rx update
shiny new clutch
missing earring
Morrocan death flu
not quite there yet
green tea chai
mi. ser. y.
hurry up, UPS
goodbye midnight cowboy
Lands End love
Fyrinnae - chocolatl and strawberry shortcake
PSA #6
maybe I could dry the clothes on my melting clutch
early morning horking
Martian death flu
party favors and online shopping love
mac dot com
lots of sleep
it should be raining
crispy, crunchy
cold fusion
the pizza quest begins
rainy day
trash can mystery
fall
whine, blah, whine
skunked
PSA #5
trading post goodies
zombie
ooooh
itchy-scratchy
dreamweaver
my dreams become nightmares
life skills and a table for two
nothing works here
is this irony?
another one about the neighbors
PSA #4
enough bass already
more tea
paring down
concrete jungle
another slow one
yogi tea - Simply Green Tea
yogi tea - Classic India Spice
more doughnuts
morning already?
as it turns out
popsicle
blast
another perfect weekend
the mystery of the missing Nancy Drews
the Godfather, finally
taquito success
dog breath
the front passenger seat smells like cherries
butterfingers
not quite what I had in mind
John Mayer
now with more garlic
ha HA
curses
where's my paper?
brown recluse
Bo cook pie!
movies galore
velvet aftershave
Ozzfest 2006 - the recap
perfection on the couch
Roar
melty
a small snuggly
gold digger
the old world seduction
bear paws
another sticker
stickers
sinusy fun
frog paranoia
no longer bare
Ozzfest prep
frog legs - revisited
toaster strudel
perpetual puddle
frog legs
Perry Mason
Villainess - Bathory
bpal - Bordello (Love Potions)
bpal - Dana O'Shee (Bewitching Brews)
PSA #3
bpal - Lick It 05
it's the little things
caffeine levels
villainess - Gloop
bpal - Jack (Bewitching Brews)
nausea and gnashings
mystery bruise
pins and needles
my bare hands
cargo gold
plus a car, minus some jewelry
etiquette
Kelly Clarkson, wooo!
it's a day for being lazy and sleeping in
paint hell
reflux redux
4th of July - 2006
a bowl of cherries
grocery-shopping rants
check, check
indoor voices
take my breath away
the devil does what?
I can see clearly now the rain is gone
20/20
it all balances out, I guess
London rain
crazy bitch
so much for that PSA
partly rainy
burnout's not always bad
should've known
blame it on the rain
what the hell?
Nancy Drew in VA
countdown to Columbo
I need a nap
some detective I am
PSA #2
*poof*
all the kids are right
boy bands and pop stars
the longest move ever
show releases (see also: impatient)
random bitlets
PSA
dragging
toppled deer
personal bubbles
Memorial Day - 2006
bug bite hate
temporary redemption
invisible spiders
over me being under you
promiscuous girl
tingles
boxing - 5/20/06
another one ends
Ozzfest 2006
it's another update!
more FRS
ADT revisited
I...
FRS
hungry hippos
flowers.com
ADT ADD
wasting paper
Mother's Day, 2006
Fuel + Idol = WTF
sweet dreams?
spring break '06
holy honeymoon, Batman!
Cliff Notes
wedding Q/A
can't
phantom elephant
manual labor
Sunday stupidity
spaghetti success
three-eight
it's chocolate, I swear!
when I dip, you dip, we dip
impatient
Valentine's Day - 2006
snow day
bred to hunt badgers, you know
snot-coated misery
stealth dogs
superior intellect
FU finale'
sweet home what?
Lush
three already?
these are a few of my favorite things
early-morning guilt
playing catch-up
they're never long enough
green eggs and ham
hypocrisy on wheels
for redheads, I stop on a dime
I brake for brunettes, blondes, and Corvettes
tired and twitchy
car envy
Troy
food and water
weekend lessons
you mean this isn't shampoo?
late-night ramblings remembered
Halloween '05
trashcan update
of all the days, cont.
of all the days to forget my mp3 player
trashcan hi-jinx
heaven is made of garlic and cheese
at least it wasn't my fault
at least it wasn't my fault
stay away from the light
moving slow
double-wide trailers and one-night stands
I love myself today
FU follow-up
change of plans
I need to straighten up my mental health
warm fuzzies: the finale'
get your dead on...
warm fuzzies: part deux
warm fuzzies
yzf-600r
bugsy
I like big butts and I cannot lie
the triple gem
holy mist, Batman
lazy Thursday
permits all 'round
contradictions
I, me, I
suffocating
six already?
more tea?
Ms. Wolfie
Arkham escapees, part deux
shoot me, stuff me, mount me
wha...
Sars
slow motion
good news = good mood
Mother's Day '05
you're all I want
we interrupt this program for a special bulletin:
lost to nothing
smile like you mean it
in between dreams
let me
sing the sorrow
ewwwwww
zesty popcorn, baby
staff retreat
you win some, you lose some
tuckfards and cupidstunts*
more hoops to jump through
all in
bring back that lovin' feeling
blah, blah, bored, blah
interims
overflow
creative nomad jukebox zen xtra
in which our heroine has an epiphany
a rainy day in the city
as years go by, I race the clock with you
tears
impact
at a loss
long days, short nights
the Village
oh my god, Becky
snow, home movies, and other assorted ramblings
lazy saturday
Ginger Snaps Back
Gilmore Girls
Saw
Valentine's Day - 2005
senility
this goes out to all my baby mamas
wiggly puppykins
flat tires aren't always show-stoppers
perspective
a side note
the first BW3 Tuesday of '05
morning update
too many pills
asthma and allergies
full of grace
trains, taxis, and near-tragedies; it's been a long week
the little engine that could
reprieve
stupidity - part 3
day three
fun stuff
gossip whores
it's a choo-choo train
ha!
so long, farewell...
blah, blah, Monday, blah
c'mon, ride the train
back in action
ray of light
nothing new, and that's the problem
wow
oh, look. snow.
erp
not a good way to start the day
surgery update
fuck thursdays
thursday
screw it
headaches all around
...and my birthday suit when I'm home alone
...a black suit at the funeral home...
...a white suit when I'm gettin' divorced...
I rock a lawsuit when I'm going to court...
when the stars go blue
seventeen tracks and I've had it with this game
current events
caution: please read before playing with toy
ssssssssnake
creepy
solstice benefits
2005
penguins and polar bears welcome
dry skin, staticky hair, and shocks
tomato-scented goodness
music to my ears
one thousand and one, one thousand and two...
me: 1 - procrastination: 0
breaking news
losing battle
migraines, part deux
sigh of relief
Christmas cards
cts update
carpal tunnel syndrome
so far so good
movie update
Saturday
irritable
happy birthday, blog
Ctrl+S
getting there
today is much better
energy update
hibernation
trial by fire
mirror, mirror
breathe
happy day!
bad soup
sports commentary
record time
belated spring cleaning
witches' tits
meetings, classy lunches, and bridges
gingerbread
packages
more holiday fun
holiday shopping
cranberry sauce update
hiss
senile
finally
apparently, ASAP doesn't mean what I thought it did
accomplishments
Veteran's Day
it's been a good year
sick sucks
aaaaand
solitude
stupidity - part 2
stupidity - part 1
migraines...
drowned rat
time flies
cut the line already
so much for the afterglow
lemony fresh
aftermath
red, white, and blue
clock-watching
good times
guilt-free
apathy
copycat
pot, meet kettle
sweat, baby, sweat
whew
superior gummi bears
well, I could have frost on my nose
crankypants
and again with the erf
erf
unforseen impact
velvet revolver
ahhhh
damn Pittsburgh
makeover
game day
needles
it didn't feel like 4.5 hours
change of pace
fuck this
useful tidbits
sign here, please
squeak
new toys, one for every room
three days!
low-class
black balloon
awww
intermission
the last few days
meep
you're getting sleeeepy
doxie update
something's gotta give
visitors
mmm...fruit
1985 was a good year
the next episode
wake up and smell the...jello?
warm fuzzy
here comes another one, just like the other one
here comes the rain
we are family...
hot water
yawn. streeeetch
yay!
all eyes on me
positive? not so much
bottom of a bottle
miscellaneous rainy day thoughts
purr
365
d-day
heresy
have a little faith
puppykins!
.5 down, 4.5 to go
books, beagles, boobs, and the ever-present chocolate cake
hot and sweaty
feel the burn
sleep is important
books? check. schedule? check. yep, looks like I'm set.
sleep
goals are good
flash flood
back to school
long time no see
new toy!
reowr
speechless
papercut
that'll be one order of ouch to go
pretty in pink
what a day
speechless
I got a peaceful, easy feeling
two tickets to paradise: sweat and adrenaline
postal update
going postal
tasty strawberry goodness
and the hits just keep on coming
so much for progress
past: 0 - future: 2
won't you dance with me a little bit?
reverse fairy tale
shells and shadows
just because
color me exhausted
and now, an ode to Remington
please pass the Rolaids
tides
slow-motion
random
bring on the marathon
no thanks, I think I'll pass
productivity is my middle name
nope, not a joke
you've got to be kidding
there was blood after all. Who knew?
Sunday, bloody Sunday
Spider-Man 2
holy fucking headaches, Batman
critical mass
streeeeetch
inside, outside - who can tell anymore?
mmm...Gatorade
horror stories = pre-procedure trauma
all must bow before the dvd altar
do the hippy hippy shake
weekends...a thing of beauty
I'll take "ouch" for $600, Alex
I've found something that makes fillings look like fun
do a little dance...
glory hallelujah
we have just received word that the jury has reached a verdict
Fight Night
ha! see? I am awesome.
this product is rated CT - coordination and tools required
the evils of karma - part two
introducing Henry, the dachshund dart
Microsoft Access is freakin' sweet
apparently pasta's bad for you. who knew?
*menacing growl*
and that's a wrap
can I get you some cheese with that whine?
wow
boxes, boobs, and beer
the end is in sight
blerf
accomplishments are good
Sprint is the devil
databases are my current nemisis
I wanna be just like Stacy's mom when I grow up
babble, babble, bitch, bitch
Blue Moon
karma needs to leave me alone. seriously.
slowly moving closer to geekdom
Bride of Chucky - Update
now I know how goldfish feel
just call me Jabba
sweet holy mother of god.
viva Las Vegas
now school's out for the summer. no, really. it is.
updates
would someone call Arkham and let them know they're missing some inmates?
where's the fast forward button?
school's out for the summer.
let's give a warm welcome to my old friend "exhaustion"
day one
rash? what rash?
bleak (but necessary) thoughts
TMIR: part deux
the month in review: part one
'tis the season for...what?
is it 2004 yet?
wanted: one sugar daddy