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May 12, 2007
PSA #18
If you have finicky little dogs who do not like getting wet and think the world is ending if they have to pee outside when it is raining, do not wait until it's thunderstorming to take them out. They will a) look at the rain, look at you balefully until they realize no one's going back inside until they do SOMETHING, then reluctantly scurry out to the closest patch of grass to pee quickly and fly back to the porch to wait for you to OPEN THE DAMN DOOR ALREADY, MOM, b) look at the rain, try to quickly go back inside before you close the door, look at you balefully as you pick them up and put them next to a bush so they'll get the idea, scurry back to the door and look pitiful while they press themselves against it, making themselves as flat as possible to minimize their exposure to the rain, or c) split up, two of them (we'll call them "Maddy" and "Max") putting option a into play while the remaining dog (let us refer to him as "Jordan") goes with option b.
Posted by oracle at May 12, 2007 11:56 PM in PSAs / the fourth year